Once there was a planet much like any other. And unimportant. This planet sent the universe a message. A bell, tolling among the stars, ringing out to all the dark corners of creation. And everybody came to see. Although no one understood the message, everyone who heard it found themselves afraid. Except one man. The man who stayed for Christmas.
SOMEONE CAME UP FOR THE IDEA OF THIS. SOMEONE WROTE A SCRIPT FOR THIS. SOMEONE UTTERED THESE WORDS INTO A MICROPHONE. SOMEONE ANIMATED THIS. SOMEONE GREENLIGHTED THIS. SOMEONE DIRECTED THIS. SOMEONE PRODUCED THIS. DID NOT ONE PERSON EVER STOP TO THINK THAT MAYBE THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA?